My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
Shingeki no Potato
You won the internet. Congratulations.
move over bill gates there’s a new cat sheriff in town
I’m so proud
today, russia; tomorrow, the world
sadly the autozone joke got lost in translation
what can i say i’ve created a masterpiece that transcends the language barrier