today i decided to kawaiily make home fries for myself and my kawaii little sister

as i was putting the raw potatoes in the pan my hand unsugoily slipped and BAM sizzling oil splashing unsugoily everywhere

sizzle sizzle said the flesh on my arm kawaiily

oh no kawaii little sister do we have any sort of pain relieving ointment asked i (after responsibly removing the raw potatoes from floor of course)

no but we have our kawaii little brother’s diaper rash ointment replied she 

it will have to do sighed i and my kawaii little sister gently applied cream to my burnt flesh

surprisingly it helped!

it looks very unkawaii i don’t want to go to work 2morrow looking like this :’^(((((((